“A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself. A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex? I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.”
Chuck Palahniuk is a renowned American novelist known for his distinctive narrative style and profound psychological portrayals. His works often delve into the dark side of human nature and the absurdity of society, with notable titles including 'Fight Club' and 'Choke'. more
“He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat”
“She was just a shell of her former self, functioning and talking but hardly alive.”
“Nancy Clutter is always in a hurry, but she always has time. And that's one definition of a lady.”
“I do so like all-encompassing words. Verb, adjective, noun. Yes, you are shitted.”