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“It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.”

Quote by Ian Holloway

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Ian Holloway is a celebrated football manager known for his attacking and vibrant style of play. Born on March 12, 1963, he has had a successful career managing various clubs in England, characterized by his ability to inspire teams and his commitment to youth development. more

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