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“Blackpool is the Las Vegas of northwest England.”

Party England Vegas Disco Uk Entertain Blackpool Las Fairground Northwest

Author:Steven Magee

“He spouted out, ‘Richy, I’ve just been talking to a bloke from Blackpool on the phone, there’s a boxing show tomorrow night and they are desperate for a heavyweight. Will you fight?’ I retorted, ‘Are you joking. I haven’t trained for four months; I’ll be blowing after thirty seconds.’ He pleaded, ‘Howay, man. It’ll be a night out down Blackpool.”

Boxing Richy Horsley Boxer Blackpool

Book:Born to Fight: The True Story of Richy Crazy Horse Horsley

Source: Born to Fight: The True Story of Richy Crazy Horse Horsley

“Do you know what that is, Snow? A flaming pyre, set adrift in the sea. We could do yours in Blackpool, so all your chavvy Normal friends can come.”

Brits Blackpool Chavs Chavvy

Book:Carry On

Source: Carry On

“I like a Blackpool breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a pot of tea.”

Food Cooking Tea Culinary Breakfast Pot Blackpool

Author:Paul O'Grady

“The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?”

Knows Humor Funny Given Bus Homeless Council Blackpool

Author:Frank Carson

“Since I moved to Blackpool, I've met a lot of great people, and if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be as successful as I was because I'm settled off the pitch.”

People Ifs Successful Mets Moved Great People Blackpool

Author:Charlie Adam

“I get recognised in the street, but that's more from all the Scottish people who are down in Blackpool on their holidays.”

People Streets Holiday Scottish Blackpool

Author:Charlie Adam

“My earliest memories are sitting on the beach at Blackpool, and I know that if I went back, it would be horrible. I know what Blackpool's like - it's nothing like I imagined it was as a child.”

Ifs Knows Children Would Be Memories Sitting Horrible Beach Blackpool Sitting On The Beach

Author:Robert Smith

“The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better!”

Feels Looks Kids Walks Feet Fit Six Sick Hopefully Soccer Feel Better Hung Looking Good Fleas Hamsters Cristiano Ronaldo Blackpool

Author:Cristiano Ronaldo

“It's an exciting place to go, really. The rain, the drizzle, the cold, the depressing people, the smokes in the bath ... I don't know of anyone who has been to Blackpool and enjoyed it.”

People Knows Has Beens Cold Rain Exciting Enjoyed Smoke League Depressing Baths Rugby Places To Go Rugby League Drizzle Blackpool

Author:Ian Hindmarsh

“I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.”

Needs Hell Football League Cream Chairman Tubs Premier League Blackpool

Author:Ian Holloway

“It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.”

Fronts Football Lucky Sticks League Awake Premier League Blackpool

Author:Ian Holloway

“I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.”

Looks Dark Football League Premier League Blackpool

Author:Ian Holloway

“Stephen Blackpool fall into the loneliest of lives, the life of solitude among a familiar crowd. The stranger in the land who looks into ten thousand faces for some answering look and never finds it, is in cheering society as compared with him who passes ten averted faces daily, that were once the countenances of friends”

Looks Faces Fall Land Thousand Solitude Ten Crowds Stranger Familiar Live Life Cheer Countenance Blackpool

Book:Hard Times

Source: Hard Times

“Straight out of Blackpool, I'm William Regal. My rhymes so intense, they shouldn't be legal. My style is refined, not crude and crass. I'll keep you grounded, like volcanic ash. I'll take you down, rung by rung. I'm just like British Parliment; I'm completely hung. Straight-up gangsta trippin'. Yes, boy!”

Boys Style British Intense Wwe Ashes Hung Rhyme Grounded Refined Crude Straight Up Gangsta Regal Crass Blackpool

Author:William Regal

“I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers!”

House Bits Obsessed Illumination Decoration Decorating Blackpool

Author:Johnny Vegas

“Actually I was born in 1940 in Blackpool because my family lived in Manchester but Manchester was being bombed. So my mother was sent away to Blackpool to have me and then went back; so I lived my first eighteen years in Manchester and then emigrated to the States when I was eighteen.”

Years Firsts States Mother Born My Family Eighteen Manchester Blackpool

Author:John Mahoney