“The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.”
Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld, born on April 29, 1954, is a renowned American comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and witty dialogue, he is best known for his sitcom 'Seinfeld'. Seinfeld's deep insights into everyday life and unique perspectives on human relationships have won him the affection of audiences worldwide. more
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