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“The `50s were terrifying with nuclear bomb stuff but boring in a social way and then the `60s were happening, and remember, there was no AIDS.”

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Robert Klein

Robert Klein, born on February 8, 1942, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound self-analysis. He is one of the representatives of the American comedy scene in the 1970s and 1980s. more

“Know thou the self (spirit) as riding in a chariot, The body as the chariot. Know thou the intellect as the chariot-driver, And the mind as the reins. The senses, they say, are the horses; The objects of sense, what they range over. The self combined with senses and mind Wise men call "the enjoyer.”

Knows Men Mind Self Body Spirit Wise Objects Horse Intellect Senses Range Drivers Riding Reins Chariots

Author:Albert Pike

“The Universe should be deemed an immense Being, always living, always moved and always moving in an eternal activity inherent in itself, and which, subordinate to no foreign cause, is communicated to all its parts, connects them together, and makes the world of things a complete and perfect whole.”

World Should Whole Together Moving Universe Causes Perfect Activity Eternal Moved Immense Inherent Subordinates Moving In Always Moving

Book:Morals and Dogma

Source: Morals and Dogma

“Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.”

Knows Cases Dressed Up Castro Syphilis

Author:Stephen Colbert

“Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent?”

Ifs Humans Use Used Human Beings Brain Imagine Ten Percent Accomplish Sixty

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'”

Thinking Knows Persons Turns Next Know How Cold Communist Shocked Cold Days

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.”

Ifs Book Loses Numbers Phones

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.”

Years Shows Jobs Gone Offers Tough Hollywood Phones Tough Times

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

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