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Quote by Hugh Leonard

“There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.”

Quote by Hugh Leonard

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Hugh Leonard, born on November 9, 1926, was an Irish dramatist known for his sharp wit and insightful portrayal of social realities and human nature. His works, which span a variety of dramatic forms including comedy, tragedy, and monologues, are renowned for their humor and satire. more

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