“I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.”
Quote by Phyllis Diller
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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was an iconic American comedienne, born on July 17, 1917, and passed away on August 20, 2012. Known for her unique comedic style and exaggerated performance, she was a prominent figure in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century. more
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