“My definition of cool is finding your own definition of cool and not necessarily taking your lead from what other people tell you or from what you might read from magazines or see on TV.” PeopleMightTvsFindingsDefinitionsMagazines Author:Wentworth Miller
“Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.” WarConflictBillsClintonWeekendCongratulationsNever EndingWedding Anniversary Author:David Letterman
“Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.” KnowsMenMayRunningUsedBehindsBrainHe ManSorryQuittingFighterWorriedRememberedTonightMatesPollsDisappointMccainLead InVets Author:Stephen Colbert
“Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is more than happy to oblige. She's been saying that Obama hangs out with terrorists. And you know, I think the evangelical lady who's in a video getting blessed by a witch doctor, who's married to a secessionist, and can't name a newspaper -- she's right, Obama is scary.” ThinkingKnowsCoursesNamesEconomicMarriedSmartDoctorsBlessedDemocratScarySolveTerroristNewspapersVideoThings To DoHanging OutWitchWoeDoctor WhoEvangelicalPalinWitch Doctors Author:Bill Maher
“A town in Upstate New York is being accused of being biased 'cause they sent out absentee ballots that say 'Barack Osama.' Today they apologized and printed new ballots that say 'Barack Hussein Osama.'” TodayCausesNew YorkTownsBarackAccusedHusseinPrintedBallotsBiasedBeing AccusedUpstate New York Author:Conan O'Brien
“The Law of the Generic: One of the fastest routes to failure is giving a brand a generic name.” GivingLawNamesBrandsRoutesGenericGeneric Name Author:Al Ries
“THE LAW OF THE CONTRACTION: A brand becomes stronger when you narrow its focus.” LawFocusStrongerBrandsContractions Author:Al Ries
“The key to growing a business is that you need to be meeting some segment of the consumer's needs. If you've got a small business and a product or service that is not popular, you simply have to change your product or service to be more popular.” IfsNeedsGrowingProductsKeysMeetingsConsumersSmall Business Author:Ben Cohen
“Superior quality is a prerequisite to entering the game. By definition, an entrepreneur is undercapitalized relative to the status quo. Therefore, if you enter a product that is either at parity with the leaders, or not as good, you won't even get to the starting line.” IfsGamesLinesQualityLeaderProductsEntrepreneurStartingDefinitionsSuperiorsRelativeEnteringStatus QuoPrerequisitesParity Author:Gary Hirshberg