“Me a TV star? I've got to be the luckiest guy in the world.”
Quote by John Ritter
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John Ritter
John Ritter was an American actor known for his roles in television series such as 'Brotherhood' and 'The Big Bang Theory'. He gained widespread popularity in the 1980s and early 1990s for his performance in the sitcom 'Three's Company'. Unfortunately, he passed away due to a heart attack in 2003. more
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