“Now all the bums is wondering where I be's at -if you ain't a barbie it's none of your freaking beeswax!!!” Quote by Nicki Minaj
“I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.” I CanReligiousWorryVery GoodNeurotic Author:Sarah Silverman
“I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?” PeopleHumorSeemsFunnyCheatingMarathonWheelchairs Author:Sarah Silverman
“I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.” PersonsFacesTeethBrushes Author:Sarah Silverman
“He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.” InspirationalGivingWisdomMotivationalChristianReligionLosesChristianityWiseFoolLosingGainsEncouragementGreedMissionsChristian InspirationalObedienceMissionaryGodlyGreat MissionaryChristian MissionaryEcuadorMissionary LifeMission TripGrace Christian Author:Jim Elliot
“I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!” MenWantSeemsWaterWalksTalkingDoorsStreetsWalkingStandingStoresLiquorConceitedPussyTalking About MeLiquor Stores Author:Sarah Silverman
“Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.” KnowsYearsEndsMatterBlackWiseGayThe End Of The DayBlack WomenGrossElderlyBisexual Author:Sarah Silverman
“People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!” PeopleHumorFunnyHateWishWhiteI HateIntroducing Author:Sarah Silverman
“If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.” IfsPersonsHumorFunnyMoonAidsSomeday Author:Sarah Silverman