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“If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.”

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Milton Jones is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on May 16, 1964, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1990s. Jones is celebrated for his outstanding performances in television shows, stage plays, and comedy specials. more

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