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“Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry in Cyberspace

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Dave Barry in Cyberspace

In Dave Barry in Cyberspace, the author delves into the often absurd and humorous aspects of the internet, from online dating to the rise of social media. The book is a compilation of essays that showcase Barry's wit and humor, providing readers with a unique perspective on the digital revolution and its effects on everyday life. more

Author

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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