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“I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.”

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Chic Murray, born John Murray, was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and slapstick performances. He gained fame for his roles in various television shows and films. Murray's comedy career began in the 1940s, and he quickly rose to prominence in the New York comedy scene with his humorous and witty performances. more

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