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“May I confess good people,it been i while my last passing near the mirror, please don't judge me.This things heppen to everyone, since I joined the gym quiters in body strike I'm regretting it cause quiters deos'not win.”

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Nozipho N.Maphumulo

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“When your last sweat I mean sweating through activities?Health practitioner says it will make you live long without any deseases and forever young,I agree with them and seeing other people like that a lot what I like is it send a message in unneeded fat that there's no place for it in your body, isn't cool?”

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Author:Nozipho N.Maphumulo

“Life is not more kind, or less cruel, towards those who take it seriously.”

Life Wisdom Humor Comedy Humour Words Of Wisdom Pessimism Stoicism Take Life Seriously Take Life Serious

Author:@Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When words were carved in stone, we got the Ten Commandments. When we had to make our own ink and chase a goose around the yard to get a quill (and before the Infite Monkey Theorem was developed), we got William Shakespeare . When the fountain pen was invented, we got Henry James. When the typewriter came along, we got Jack Kerouac. And with the Internet we get - the President of the United States on Twitter”

Humour Political Satire

Book:None of My Business

Source: None of My Business

“What kind of little sense? No sense, nonsense, or good sense? Good sense is highly overrated, don’t you think? Falling in love, for instance. It makes no sense at all. And yet we do it from time to time. ‘Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?’ and all that nonsense. Or is it?” Jasper gave an infuriatingly complacent grin.”

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Book:Once Upon a Midwinter's Kiss

Source: Once Upon a Midwinter's Kiss

“-Demain, levier 9h30. On va à la messe. Là, on reste sans voix. Notre famille est catholique, et Jonas et moi on est passé scrupuleusement par toutes les étapes [...]. Mais la messe en famille, franchement, on ne le fait plus qu’à Noël et à Pâques [...]. D’ailleurs, mon frère hausse un sourcil et commente. - La vache, l’année passe vite, je ne savais pas qu’on était déjà Noël.”

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Book:Jonas

Source: Jonas

“-Demain, lever 9h30. On va à la messe. Là, on reste sans voix. Notre famille est catholique, et Jonas et moi on est passé scrupuleusement par toutes les étapes [...]. Mais la messe en famille, franchement, on ne le fait plus qu’à Noël et à Pâques [...]. D’ailleurs, mon frère hausse un sourcil et commente. - La vache, l’année passe vite, je ne savais pas qu’on était déjà Noël.”

Humour

Book:Jonas

Source: Jonas

“It was a real book-- onionskin pages bound in what might have been actual leather. Miller had seen pictures of them before; the idea of that much weight for a single megabyte of data struck him as decadent.”

Humour Science Fiction Irony

Book:Leviathan Wakes

Source: Leviathan Wakes

“Only those intrepid souls who are prepared to join Yarnspinner on his perilous journey should read this book. We wish the rest of you a long, safe, unutterably dull and boring life!”

Life Humour City Of Dreaming Books

Book:The City of Dreaming Books

Source: The City of Dreaming Books

“Lloyd didn’t even flinch, he didn’t even try to dodge when Mr. Rogers swiped the nearest utensil and went to stab him in the neck. Feng caught his arm just as the spoon dipped in Lloyd’s jugular. “Dude, what are you doing?” he hissed. “Committing murder. Give me a second.” “With a spoon? No, you’re not. Not now at least.” Lloyd gave him a ‘What the Hell?’ look that he ignored.”

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Book:Earth Sucks

Source: Earth Sucks

“...I realised it wasn't possible to take back the whole seeing ghosts conversation. Turning back time wasn't an option. Even Cher didn't manage that in the end.”

Humour Paranormal Ghosts

Author:M. N. Cox

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