“Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.” MenFunnyGamesBoysComedyWifeHe ManHusbandBridgesHusband And WifeFunny Marriage Book:Wisdom of the 90s Source: Wisdom of the 90s
“The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."” TurnsRightsHolyEqualAmendmentsEqual RightsFunny MarriageWedlockEqual Rights Amendment Author:William Rehnquist
“Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.” MistakeTomorrowMarriedFunny Marriage Author:David Niven
“It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.” MenWellsResultsKnownMarriedLocalsWell KnownFunny Marriage Author:C. Northcote Parkinson
“There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'” MenThreeWifeCrimeMarriedThirdsAbsurdOld ManFunny MarriageBigamy Author:William Cosmo Monkhouse
“One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.” WalksFantasyReturnBridesFunny Marriage Author:Bernard Malamud
“If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.” IfsMenGirlMarriagePathHorseAnxiousFunny MarriageBridal Author:Marty Allen
“Neither of us entered marriage thinking it wouldn't be a strain. Life has strains in it, and he's the person I want to strain with.” ThinkingWantPersonsStrainFunny Marriage Author:Patricia Arquette