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“Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?”

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Book:Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
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Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

This book is a part of a series that combines elements of fantasy and humor. The protagonist, a grim reaper, finds himself entangled in the everyday struggles of humans while managing his duties in the afterlife. more

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Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers. more

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