“All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I just love anything with an engine. That is one of my main loves. Obviously, my other well-known love is Kristen Bell.” WellsMadeSportsLove IsKnownTrackEndeavorRacingEnginesBellsWell KnownMotorMotorcycleFree Time Author:Dax Shepard
“A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.” MenJobsDesireMonthsProtectBangs Author:Dax Shepard
“If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.” PeopleIfsKnowsActorsStuffEnjoySimpleSilenceLaughingComedySittingDramaticPremisesFunny People Author:Steve Coogan
“If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.” IfsShouldWellsGuyHateCoursesNormalDatingGutsBellsBrad Author:Dax Shepard
“From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober, have honestly been about trying to peel back each of those habits, to get back to the 12-year-old kid inside who was tremendously excited about life.” TryingYearsKidsPastHabitTerribleDrugExcitedHeavyEightHonestlyGet BackSoberAddictDrug AddictDrinkersSmokersPhilandererExcited About LifeHeavy Drinkers Author:Dax Shepard
“You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.” PeopleThinkingKnowsYearsLongCausesWeightWork OutLifts Author:Gabriel Iglesias
“A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.” SaidWantedGirlWishBarsApplesPieStunnedApple PieHappy Girl Author:Jason Biggs
“But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.” TwoNationsEnjoyMonthsSupposed To BeMy TimeLoserJasonTwo MonthsProzacProzac Nation Author:Jason Biggs
“I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.” IfsKnowsPlanesJumpingBungee Jumping Author:Jason Biggs