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“A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.”

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Dax Shepard, born on January 2, 1975, is an American actor known for his performances in television and film. He is particularly recognized for his role in 'Parks and Recreation' and 'Life of Pi'. Shepard is admired for his humor and acting skills. more

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