“Genesis 1 logs God's commitment to excellence when it says, "God saw all that he had made, and it was very good" (v. 31). Christians should always do good work. Christians ought to be the best workers wherever they are. They ought to have the best attitude, the best integrity, and be the best in dependability.” ShouldMadeChristianAttitudeSawsOughtIntegrityCommitmentExcellenceWorkersVery GoodBeing The BestGood WorkGenesisBest AttitudeDependabilityCommitment To Excellence Author:R. Kent Hughes
“Turn off the AM Radio and get invited to your own life.” TurnsRadioInvitedTurn Off Author:Jimmy Dore
“There are only five notes in the musical scale, but their variations are so many that they cannot all be heard. There are only five basic colors, but their variations are so many that they cannot all be seen. There are only five basic flavors, but their variations are so many that they cannot all be tasted. There are only two kinds of charge in battle, the unorthodox surprise attack and the orthodox direct attack, but variations of the unorthodox and the orthodox are endless. The unorthodox and the orthodox give rise to each other, like a beginningless circle-who could exhaust them?” GivingKindTwoFiveHeardColorBattleDirectNotesSurpriseMusicalCirclesScalesEndlessOrthodoxFlavorVariationUnorthodoxSurprise Attacks Book:The Art of War Source: The Art of War
“A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to a teenage girl in a shopping mall in Florida. Do you realize? If Osama bin Laden was a 14-year old girl, we would have had him by now. ... Who is going to start protecting us from the Department of Homeland Security? ... It kind of makes you long for the good old wholesome days of the Clinton administration.” IfsYearsKindLongHas BeensGuyGirlRealizingSecurityClintonCaughtAdministrationOfficialsDepartmentShoppingFrankFloridaTeenageArrestedBin LadenHomelandMallsExposingOsama Bin LadenTeenage GirlHomeland SecurityOld GuysFondlingDepartment Of Homeland Security Author:Jay Leno
“More warnings issued by all branches of the government today that another terrorist attack is imminent. We're not sure when, we're not sure where, just that it is coming. Who is attacking us now, the cable company?” GovernmentTodayCompanyTerroristNot SureBranchesWarningAttackingCablesTerrorist AttacksAttacking Us Author:Jay Leno
“Our top story, in 'Threat Matrix Reloaded' news ... Attorney General John Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Muller held a press conference today to announce that Al Qaeda is planning attacks somewhere inside the United States at sometime in the future. So go about your normal lives, but with a vague sense of foreboding.” StatesStoriesTodayUnitedUnited StatesDirectorsNormalNewsPressesThreatPlanningAlsVagueConferencesFbiAttorneyAl QaedaNormal LifePress ConferencesForeboding Author:Craig Kilborn
“The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.” GivingPersonsHomeThreeWaterFourSecurityExtrasDepartmentPlusBottlesHomelandHomeland SecurityDepartment Of Homeland Security Author:Jon Stewart
“They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.” IfsWorldDoeEndsBlameClintonRadioTapeDuct Tape Author:Bill Maher
“Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.” RunningHousePlasticTomsSheetsRidgesParakeets Author:Craig Kilborn