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“You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.”

Quote by Tommy Chong

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Tommy Chong, born on May 24, 1938, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and satirical style, he is considered one of the key figures in the comedy world. more

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