“Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.” Quote by Steve Martin
“Voting wouldn't excite me unless it included electing the directors of the big banks and corporations, who make the real decisions that affect our lives. It's hard to get excited about the trained seals in Washington.” RealHardBigsDecisionOur LivesDirectorsExcitedCorporationsVotingSeals Author:Robert Anton Wilson
“Americans are used to being pandered to and spoon-fed everything. In a culture that needs caffeine-free cherry chocolate diet Coke, you'd best deliver information with entertainment.” NeedsUsedCultureInformationEntertainmentDietsFedsChocolateSpoonsCokeCherriesCaffeineDiet Coke Author:Bill Maher
“I'm trying to think of other ones. Oh, yeah, I'd say - somebody would buy something and we'd say, and because you are our hundredth customer today, you get a free paperback.” ThinkingTryingTodayYeahCustomers Author:Steve Martin
“Many people can't deal with unanswered questions, which religion exploits by providing answers, even if they are just made up by someone. This is also why we love TV shows and movies that neatly wrap up everything in exactly an hour or two.” PeopleIfsMadeTwoShowsHoursAnswersDealsTvsProvidingTv ShowsWrapsExploitsUnanswered QuestionsUnanswered Author:Bill Maher
“I don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort of symmetrical sense to me. I really believe that if somebody takes a life, that [death penalty] is what they should get. I also think it's a lot more humane than keeping people in a cage for the rest of their life.” PeopleIfsThinkingShouldBelieveDoeEyeAgeDon't BelievePenaltiesCagesHumaneDeath PenaltyBronzeEye For An EyeSymmetrical Author:Bill Maher
“I regard morality and ideology as the chief cause of human misery.” HumansCausesMoralityRegardMiseryIdeologyChiefs Author:Robert Anton Wilson
“I don't think all life is precious. I know people say that all the time, "Life is precious." I think some life is precious, and some life is just a waste of protoplasm. Start over.” PeopleThinkingKnowsLife IsWasteStarting OverLife Is Precious Author:Bill Maher
“I will do anything, including highway robbery and murder, to avoid leaving my children in poverty.” ChildrenPovertyMurderLeavingIncludingMy ChildrenHighwaysRobbery Author:Robert Anton Wilson
“My policy is I am always more than happy to say, "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings." What I am not willing to do is take back what I said. Unless I am wrong.” IfsSaidFeelingsHurtPolicyWillingSorryI'm SorryI Hurt You Author:Bill Maher
“You can "prove" anything on the verbal level, just be accepting the necessary axioms at the beginning.” LevelsAcceptingProveAxioms Author:Robert Anton Wilson