“"Repeat that?" "It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Didn't you know?" "Somehow I missed the memo." "You mean, 'Somehow I missed the memo, arrr!'" "Precisely. Arr. So, Mrs. Jack... Er, is that still your name? Or, I tremble to ask, have you adopted a pirate identity?" "Arr, matey, of course I have! It's..." She pulled an eggplant from the grocery bag. "Captain Eggplantier." She needed to stop speaking the first words that popped into her mind. "Captain Eggplanteir." He sounded very doubtful. "That's right. A family name. It's Belgian.”
Quote by Shannon Hale
Work
The Actor and the Housewife
Browse quotes and source details for this work. more
Author
You May Also Like
Source: Count It All Joy
Source: They Bloom at Night
“It is necessary to find ways of solving problem at the expense of available resources”
Source: The Creative Act: A Way of Being
“Easy accessibility gradually tapers engrossment.”
Source: Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
Source: All In: You Are One Decision Away From a Totally Different Life
Source: Become a Better You
