“So why were we all summoned here today?” Jacob asked. “Is there a murder mystery involved? Someone in this restaurant is the killer? I’m guessing it was the chef, in the kitchen, with the sausage gravy. Did the victim die of rapid-onset heart disease?”
“Nerd!” “You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”
“What did the cat say when her owner was late to feed her? You gotta be kitten me”
“I’m not…in love with you,” she said slowly. “You know that, right? It’s all a ruse, a joke.”
“Joke about politics if you must joke. Politics is usually funny any-way.”
“The Bar Joke- (Boy's A Real) Pokeballer, Catcher Pokémon Inna Pinocchio.”
“Off To See The Races Whitey Out Bud Light To Feeder Lawn Mower Weed Eater...”