“How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.” Quote by Jessica Simpson
“Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!” WaterBreakFirePregnancy Author:Jessica Simpson
“To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.” MenI CanLots Of MoneySheets Author:Jessica Simpson
“I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsMeanCareNextDarkRolesHusbandIntellectualDeserveDon't CareI Don't CareClothingsBe YouOscarsNudityAccolades Author:Jessica Simpson
“I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.” TryingBodyActingTroubleShyCoatsCousinTrenchesMy CousinBikinisTrench Coats Author:Jessica Simpson
“I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.” ChildrenWantedUsedComedyJapanDelightfulSmashing Author:Billy Connolly
“What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.” IfsFirstsHappensDadFirst TimeMy DadScaredWhat IfDucksGolfing Author:Jessica Simpson
“I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.” YearsBigsFacesDoors Author:Jessica Simpson
“I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.” I CanFallFiveFourHappenedNew YorkMomStandingMy MomCursePantsSplitsJeansClumsy Author:Jessica Simpson
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.” CrazyCrazy Things Author:Jessica Simpson