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“Just relax and breathe through your ass.”

Quote by Lewis Black

Book:Me of Little Faith

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Me of Little Faith

This book delves into the personal struggles and spiritual journeys of its characters, examining the complexities of belief and disbelief in the modern world. more

Author

Lewis Black is a renowned American comedian known for his sharp wit and incisive humor. Born on August 30, 1948, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s, gaining widespread recognition for his unique style of humor that often tackles social issues and current events with a humorous twist. more

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