“I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.”
Quote by Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
Steve Martin is a renowned American comedian, screenwriter, director, and musician, born on August 14, 1945. He has achieved great success in film, television, and theater, known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. more
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