“It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.” ShouldFunnyWinterFishesWarmDumbHomelessCaribbeanFresh Fish Author:Lady Victoria Hervey
“There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel.” WorldLittlesFunnyPerceptionBallsDumbLittle ThingsSteelSweetest Author:Sharon Osbourne
“With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.” BookFunnyDumbBest ThingsBeing The Best Author:Keisha Buchanan
“I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.” PeopleFunnyPayCarCleanRoundsDumbHomelessHomeless People Author:Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
“People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.” PeopleShouldFunnyEatingYesterdayDumbBreakfastPizzaMcdonalds Author:Peaches Geldof
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” IfsThinkingShouldFunnyStupidDumbSoccerRepeatsRugbyFunniest SportsStupid SportsRepeating HistoryHistory Repeats ItselfFootyHilarious SportsAfl Author:Terry Venables
“Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black.” FirstsFunnyAmericaBlackPresidentDumbStatues Author:Danielle O'Hara
