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“Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.”

Quote by Doug Stanhope

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Doug Stanhope is a renowned American stand-up comedian known for his distinctive humor style and sharp social commentary. Born on March 25, 1967, he has gained popularity for his bold performances and candid life experiences throughout his career. more

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