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“There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.”

Quote by Lewis Grizzard

Book:Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Work

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

This novel delves into the lives of older people living in a rural community, offering a blend of humor and tender moments that reflect their unique perspectives and experiences. more

Author

Lewis Grizzard was a renowned American writer, born on October 20, 1946, and passed away on March 20, 1994. Known for his humorous and satirical writing style, his works have been greatly appreciated by readers. more

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