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“If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake.”

Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Book:God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

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God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

This book delves into the life and medical practice of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, focusing on his involvement in the debate over physician-assisted suicide. It explores his motivations, the ethical considerations surrounding his actions, and the legal battles he faced. more

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Kurt Vonnegut was an American writer known for his unique humor and profound satire. His works often explore themes of war, humanity, society, and politics. His most famous works include 'Slaughterhouse-Five' and 'Cat's Cradle'. His writing style has been widely appreciated by readers and has had a profound impact on literature. more

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“I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer offhandedly, 'Oh, I imagine.' I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.”

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Book:Conversations with Kurt Vonnegut

Source: Conversations with Kurt Vonnegut

“I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There have never been any 'Good Old Days,' there have just been days. And as I say to my grandchildren, 'Don't look at me. I just got here myself.'”

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Book:If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young

Source: If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young

“I keep losing and regaining my equilibrium, which is the basic plot of all popular fiction. And I myself am a work of fiction.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward - and since I can start thinking and striving again that much sooner.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what he or she is doing and why, and where evolution is headed. That's why we've got giraffes and hippopotami and the clap.”

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“Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.”

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Book:Mother Night: A Novel

Source: Mother Night: A Novel

“Dr. Brainard Keyes Bullard, President of Wyandotte College, said in an address tonight that most of the worlds ills can be traced to the fact that Mans knowledge of himself has not kept pace with his knowledge of the physical world.”

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Book:The Big Trip Up Yonder

Source: The Big Trip Up Yonder

“Mere opinions, in fact, were as likely to govern people's actions as hard evidence, and were subject to sudden reversals as hard evidence could never be. So the Galapagos Islands could be hell in one moment and heaven in the next, and Julius Caesar could be a statesman in one moment and a butcher in the next, and Ecuadorian paper money could be traded for food, shelter, and clothing in one moment and line the bottom of a birdcage in the next, and the universe could be created by God Almighty in one moment and by a big explosion in the next--and on and on.”

Source: Galapagos: A Novel

“The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much. We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to ask a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.”

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Book:Hocus Pocus

Source: Hocus Pocus