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Quote by Richard Armour

“Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.”

Quote by Richard Armour

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Richard Armour (1906-1989) was an acclaimed American poet renowned for his witty and humorous verse. A graduate of the University of Southern California, he taught at his alma mater for many years. Armour's poetry was celebrated for its clever satire, light humor, and accessible style, covering topics from everyday life to literary allusions. His collections, including "The Angry Grapes," made him one of the most popular poets in mid-20th century America. more

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