“The problem was that Panama technically belonged to Colombia, which refused to sign a treaty leasing it to the United States. So Roosevelt sent a gunboat filled with marines down to Panama, just on the off chance that a revolution might suddenly break out, and darned if one didn't, two days later. Not only that, but the leaders of the new nation of Panama-talk about lucky breaks!-were absolutely thrilled to have the United States build a canal there. 'Really, it's our pleasure,' they told the marines, adding, 'Don't shoot.'”
Quote by Dave Barry
Work
Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States
Dave Barry, known for his witty and satirical writing style, takes readers on a journey through the annals of American history. The book combines fact with humor, offering a lighthearted look at significant events and figures in the nation's past. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more