“Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.” MenBigsWhitePicksCheeksWhite ManBanjos Author:Robin Williams
“You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.” KnowsMusicMusic IsConnections Author:Robin Williams
“Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.” HeartWarCivil WarSurgeryOpen HeartViagraAmmoHeart Surgery Author:Robin Williams
“If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"” IfsTwoHappensDrinkDrunkPillsAlcoholics Author:Robin Williams
“Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.” IfsAirBallsDrivingTextingJugglingTexting And Driving Author:Robin Williams
“Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.” PeopleMeanHas BeensIdeasWarSeemsWould BeMillionsTerribleDied Author:Robin Williams
“Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?” WritingBookFeelingsSchoolHigh SchoolPalin Author:Robin Williams
“They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.” WayForgetTalkingNuclearForget ItDisarmamentNuclear DisarmamentCircumcision Author:Robin Williams