“If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.”
Quote by Mignon McLaughlin
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“I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.”
“How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.”
“I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.”
“I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.”
