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“Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.”

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Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair, born on March 16, 1960, is a renowned comedian. Known for her humorous and witty performances, she has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. Eclair is celebrated for her unique comedic talent and insightful observations, holding a significant position in the comedy industry. more

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