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“I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.”

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Anthony Jeselnik

Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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