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“Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list”

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Milton Berle
Milton Berle

Milton Berle was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and his television show 'The Milton Berle Show'. His career spanned half a century and had a profound impact on television comedy. more

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