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“Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state.”

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Alastair Mackenzie, born on February 8, 1970, is a British actor known for his versatile performances in various stage, film, and television productions. more

“The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different, every week; and all around him is sand, trees, grass, water, wind and 143 other players. In addition, the game is 50 percent mental, so his biggest enemy is himself.”

Different Play Games Water Enemy Player Tree Week Wind Percent Golf Athlete Clubs Grass Sand Bags Golfers Fourteen

Author:Dan Jenkins

“Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.”

Should Two Water Land Add Golf Treated Score Strokes Hazards

Author:Chi Chi Rodriguez

“On the course, what is feared is like a magnet. Water, bunkers, trees, ravines, high grass - whatever you fear turns magnetic.”

Turns Courses Water Tree Golf Grass Magnet Magnetic Bunkers

Author:Wiffi Smith

“I just felt from personal observation that there is nothing more dislocated or alienated than a lifelong military person trying to cope in civilian life. It's like two completely separate planets.”

Trying Persons Two Felt Military Planets Observation Civilians Lifelong

Author:Lee Child

“The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.”

Ifs Reason Enough Play Courses Lost Lord Tree Feet Balls Golf Poison Gave Up Ivy Golf Ball Caddies Thickets Poison Ivy

Author:Art Buchwald

“I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and say, "Well, that's golf".”

Wells Looks Behinds Tree Land Balls Golf Pissed Off

Author:Simon Hobday

“The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.”

Made Difficult Tree Shots Stones Balls Green Golf Hardest Cups Made It Yards Oaks Bounce Oak Tree

Author:Zeppo Marx

“There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.”

Ifs Men Home Asks Shots Golf Sand Coming Home Pants Old Saying Cuffs

Author:Sam Snead

“No matter what calamities befall him in everyday life, the true hacker still needs the pressure and inconvenience of four hours of trudging in wind or rain or sleet or sun (or all of them at once), hacking at a white pellet that seems to have a mind of its own and a lousy sense of direction.”

Needs Mind Stills Matter Seems Hours White Sun Four Wind Rain Pressure No Matter What Golf Everyday Everyday Life Calamity Inconvenience Hacking Hackers Sleet

Author:Tom O'Connor

“I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock.”

Courses Lost Loses Balls Golf Hazards

Author:Milt Gross

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