“The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.”
Quote by George Carlin
Book:Brain Droppings
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Brain Droppings
This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature. more
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“She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.”
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“The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.”
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