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“See, what you're talking about is why hanging out with ME would be fun for YOU. It doesn't explain anything about why it'd be fun for ME. You don't bring banter. You aren't witty. You aren't funny. There is nothing to pick from your brain. You're looking for me to entertain you. A relationship is an exchange, not a one-way street. Look beyond your own personal desires for a second and understand what you bring to the exchange- nothing.”

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Hilarity Ensues

Hilarity Ensues is a work of fiction that delves into the lighter side of life, showcasing the humor found in common situations and the quirks of human behavior. more

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Tucker Max
Tucker Max

Tucker Max is an American author known for his memoirs, which are characterized by their humorous and candid storytelling, particularly about his college life and sexual experiences. Born on September 27, 1975, Max's works have gained popularity among young readers. more

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