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“I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.”

Quote by Iliza Shlesinger

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Iliza Shlesinger

Iliza Shlesinger is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and witty performances. Born on February 22, 1983, she has gained popularity in the comedy world through her participation in comedy competitions and television shows. Shlesinger's work focuses on satirical social phenomena and everyday life, which has won her a dedicated fan base. more

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