“There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.”
Quote by Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more
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