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“Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?”

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Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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