“I believe it is in my nature to dance by virtue of the beat of my heart, the pulse of my blood and the music in my mind.” Quote by Robert Fulghum
“But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.” IfsWantHumorNightPartyFameJokesParksRidingJackieSatiristHorsebackCentral ParkHorseback RidingJackie O Author:Joan Rivers
“"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."” IfsSaidProblemHumorAgeKnowingMinesFameJokesBrokeI've LearnedEmsMailI Love HimBroke UpJaggerMelissaIntonation Author:Joan Rivers
“A man has cause for regret only when he sows and no one reaps.” MenCausesRegretReapNo RegretsI Regret Author:Charles Goodyear
“There is nothing to regret, either for those who go, or for those who stay behind — only an inheritance of good accomplishment to be lived up to by those who carry a loving memory in their hearts.” LeftBehindsRegretLeft BehindNo Regrets Author:Eleanor Roosevelt
“This is the book I never read ~ These are the words I never said ~ This is the path I'll never tread ~ These are the dreams I'll dream instead” SaidBookDreamPathRegretNo Regrets Author:Annie Lennox
“Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?” KnowsWayFirstsBelieveRomanceChoicesSexHurtSweetLonelyAnd LoveDatingBraveCompanionshipDeliciousBe BraveCraveSomething BetterSex And Love Author:Greg Behrendt
“My dad said to me, 'Work hard and be patient.' It was the best advice he ever gave me. You have to put the hours in.” SaidHardHoursAdviceHard WorkDadPatientMy DadBe PatientBest Advice Author:Simon Cowell
“He leaned forward and opened his door, politely standing aside to let me by before following me in. There are some advantages to dating a guy from another era, I thought. Though I am a big believer in gender equality, chivalry scores high in my book.” MenBookBigsGuyDoorsAdvantageStandingLet MeDatingFollowingGenderBelieverErasScoreGender EqualityChivalry Author:Amy Plum
“Tess realized one of the great modern dating sadnesses: everyone is so used to the comforting glow of the computer screen that no one can go so far as to say "good morning" in public without being liquored up.” UsedMorningSadnessModernComputerDatingScreensComfortingTessComputer Screen Author:Amelia Gray