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“In preparing the soil for planting, you will need several tools. Dynamite would be a beautiful thing to use, but it would have a tendency to get the dirt into the front-hall and track up the stairs.”

Quote by Robert Benchley

Book:Of All Things
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Of All Things

This book delves into an extensive variety of topics, providing a rich tapestry of insights across different disciplines and cultures. more

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Robert Benchley
Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley was an American humorist, writer, and actor, known for his witty humor style and unique satirical techniques. His career spanned theater, film, and radio, and he achieved significant success in the early 20th century. more

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