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“Next to an old-fashioned church social, or possibly a monster bridge party, there is no buzz which can equal the sibilant buzz ofa matinée.”

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Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley was an American humorist, writer, and actor, known for his witty humor style and unique satirical techniques. His career spanned theater, film, and radio, and he achieved significant success in the early 20th century. more

“There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.”

Source: 20,000 leagues under the sea: or, David Copperfield

“Birds which are the same color as the foliage in which they nest are less likely to be disturbed by other birds who want to drop in and chat, and therefore last longer.”

Want Lasts Color Conversation Bird Nests Disturbed Foliage

Book:Chips Off the Old Benchley

Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley

“The thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at all, is inevitably that which must also make you lonely.”

Ifs Happiness Success Fear Inspiring Loneliness Acceptance Intellectual Lonely Perseverance Exceptional Being Lonely Black Motivational

Author:Lorraine Hansberry

“I suppose that one of the psychological principles of advertising is to so hammer the name of your product into the mind of the timid buyer that when he is confronted with a brusk demand for an order he can't think of anything else to say, whether he wants it or not.”

Thinking Want Mind Order Names Principles Products Demand Psychological Advertising Hammers Buyers

Author:Robert Benchley

“What is the disease which manifests itself in an inability to leave a party--any party at all--until it is all over and the lightsare being put out?... I suppose that part of this mania for staying is due to a fear that, if I go, something good will happen and I'll miss it. Somebody might do card tricks, or shoot somebody else.”

Ifs Might Happens Party Missing Disease Curiosity Dues Tricks Cards Staying Inability Good Will Mania Card Tricks

Author:Robert Benchley

“For most visitors to Manhattan, both foreign and domestic, New York is the Shrine of the Good Time. "I don't see how you stand it," they often say to the native New Yorker who has been sitting up past his bedtime for a week in an attempt to tire his guest out. "It's all right for a week or so, but give me the little old home town when it comes to living." And, under his breath, the New Yorker endorses the transfer and wonders himself how he stands it.”

“I can get dressed earlier in the evening with every intention of going to a dance at midnight, but somehow after the theatre the thing to do seems to be either to go to bed or sit around somewhere. It doesn't seem possible that somewhere people can be expecting you at an hour like that.”

People I Can Seems Hours Bed Intention Dance Theatre Evening Things To Do Expecting Midnight Etiquette

Author:Robert Benchley

“When we think back to our forefathers, with their sedentary lives of forest-chopping, railroad-building, fortune-founding, their fox-hunting and Indian taming, their prancing about in the mazurka and the polka, with their coattails flying and their bustles bouncing, to say nothing of their all-day sessions with the port and straight bourbon,... we must realize that we are a nation, not of neurasthenics, but of sissies and slow-motion sports.”

“I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas Marner, with the result that it was the only book in the English language that I knew until I was eighteen--but, boy, did I know Silas Marner!”

Knows Book School Language Results Class Boys Changed English Language Eighteen Private School

Book:Chips Off the Old Benchley

Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley

“I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.”

Knows Feels I Can Seems Remember Students Paper Mark University Tea Eggs Professors Spares Papers Examination Minus Spare Time

Book:Benchley beside himself

Source: Benchley beside himself

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