“Nature does not demand that we be perfect. It requires only that we grow.” Quote by Joshua L. Liebman
“Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful.” PeopleIfsArtistPlansLike YouPromiseVictimCarefulConfusionFakeBe CarefulHealthcareObamacareLureFalse PromisesCon Artist Author:Jay Leno
“For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan. Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans. But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have. Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing.” PeopleWayYearsHas BeensWholeFactsHousePresidentLosesWhitePayPlansMembersCongressWhite HousePresident ObamaHealthcareTaxpayersCoverage Author:Jay Leno
“Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake!” IfsSaidCareOrderColorSakeOnlinePairsPantsWebsiteAffordableCruiseCarnivalsGlitches Author:David Letterman
“I tried to log on to the Obamacare website today. I don't think I'm doing it right. I lost 300 bucks playing Texas Hold 'Em.” ThinkingTodayLostEmsTexasWebsiteBucksObamacare Author:Jay Leno
“According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created. Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to.” Has BeensEasySimpleSecurityFakeExpertsReportsSiteWebsiteObamacarePhony Author:Jay Leno
“Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance.” PeopleNeedsCostObamacareDevious Author:Stephen Colbert
“We've got the government shutdown, but the beginning of Obamacare. You know what that means? You can now complain to your doctor about the government making you sick.” KnowsMeanGovernmentDoctorsSickComplainingObamacareGovernment Shutdown Author:Jay Leno
“Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it was too expensive. So the people who voted for Obamacare for us voted to exempt themselves from it. You know how doctors take the Hippocratic Oath. Congress apparently takes the 'Hypocritic Oath.'” PeopleKnowsKnow HowSpecialDoctorsCongressExpensiveVacationOathObamacareExemption Author:Jay Leno
“The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act?” IfsYearsCareHouseNamesWaitingWhiteMinutesCostMembersBillsCongressExtrasExpensiveWhite HouseStaffObamacareAffordableCoverageApprovedExemptionAffordable Care ActStaff Members Author:Jay Leno
“The Obama administration has admitted that under Obamacare, you might not be able to keep your doctor. At first the president guaranteed you'd be able to keep your doctor, and now they're saying you 'might' be able to. Today Obama changed his slogan from 'Yes we can' to 'Perhaps we could try. Can't promise anything.'” TryingFirstsMightTodayAblePresidentChangedPromiseDoctorsAdministrationSlogansObamacareYes We Can Author:Jay Leno