“I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.”
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Bernard Manning
Bernard Manning was a renowned British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical wit. Born on August 13, 1930, and passing away on June 18, 2007, Manning's comedy career spanned over half a century. He rose to fame in the 1950s and became one of the most beloved comedians in the UK. more
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