“If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?” Quote by Jon Stewart
“A man must be willing to die for justice. Death is an inescapable reality and men die daily, but good deeds live forever.” MenRealityDiesJusticeForeverWillingDeedsAfrican AmericanGood DeedsLive ForeverWilling To DieDeeds DoneKind Deeds Author:Jesse Jackson
“If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.” IfsWantMightGuyFrontsArmsConsideringFillingPollsBallots Author:Jon Stewart
“Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.” MadeDemocracyCold Author:Jon Stewart
“That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.” WorldYearsFeelingsCausesComedianStaringPleasantCrapGood Years Author:Jon Stewart
“We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.” KnowsOpportunityEqualEthicsJournalismFakeEqual Opportunity Author:Jon Stewart
“Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.” ChangeChallengesGenerationsGet BetterInstantThings ChangeLife Gets Better Author:Jon Stewart
“High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.” PeopleKnowsSometimesSchoolHigh SchoolAwakeCracks Author:Jon Stewart
“The goals for me have changed somewhat. There's a bit of seduction to the idea of being on network, but it got to the point where that wasn't important. What's important is doing something worthwhile. Which is why I've always avoided being on a sitcom. Yeah, it's high-profile and it's on a network, but you know what? You could be on Suddenly Stewart.” KnowsImportantIdeasBitsGoalChangedYeahWorthwhileSeductionAvoidedProfileWhat's ImportantSitcomHigh Profile Author:Jon Stewart
“The real focus at first is to just become a good stand-up comedian, and then when you get to a certain level, then they allow you to do other things. You feel if you're overwhelmed by something or if you're not.” IfsFeelsFirstsRealCertainLevelsFocusComedianOverwhelmedStand Up Comedian Author:Jon Stewart
“Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.” PeopleShowsTogetherInterestHoursTelevisionFineCreatingJokesSittingSpendingStringsTapeHobbiesTelevision ShowsSitting AroundBangingFunny People Author:Jon Stewart