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“Turn off your computer and go out of doors. Dig a large enough hole to transplant a mature apple tree. Nurture the tree, feed it, coddle it so that its fruit will be ample, bright and firm. Practice open-hand strikes against the rough bark of the trunk until it's time to harvest. Choose the champion of your apple crop, pluck it from the tree, and beat yourself about the face and tits with it until your mettle will suffice.”

Quote by Nick Offerman

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Nick Offerman, born on June 26, 1970, is an American actor. He gained widespread recognition for his role as Ron Swanson in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', a character known for its humor and distinctive personality. Offerman's acting career began on stage and has gradually shifted towards television and film. more

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